why are college and university textbooks so expensive, i could have bought four dogs instead of the textbooks i bought for this semester. and thats just sad. because now i’m broke, i have readings to do, and i don’t have four dogs.
if we date im literally stealing all your sweatpants and hoodies
Going to Mcdonald’s for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
how to get a girls panties wet:
- kiss her roughly
- shove her down on the bed
- slip off her underwear
- slam dunk em in the toilet
i want people to know i’m struggling but i don’t want people to know i’m struggling do you see my problem